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Friday, May 1, 2009

Bisaya jokes 1 - May

Usa ka Bisaya gi interview sa Amerikano....
bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya
Amerikano: What can u say about the violence in the Philippines?
Bisdak: ah! di man gani ta kabalo mu gitara, violence na nuon!
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ASAWA: kinsa si trixi sa imong kinabuhi?
BANA: ayaw kasuko babes ngalan na sa kabayo nga akong gipustahan
ASAWA: diay? hala tubaga ang telepono kay ang kabayo nanawag.
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Teacher: Pedro! spell AMBuLANCE~

Pedro: A...M...B...

Teacher: FASTER!!!

Pedro: wew...wew...wew...wew...(ambulance sound)
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Tay: Nak...kabantay mi nga...ni dako ka nga murag babae...mao na...para mahimo kang lalake...i-repeat ang akong shagiton...oki? PUSIL!!!

Anak: PUSIL!!!

Tay: Armalita!

Anak: ARMALITA!!!

Tay: Lalake!!!

Anak: hahay!!! asa tay!?
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si JOHNNY taga BOHOL nibalhin ug sa CEBU na siya nag eskwela...
bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya
maestro: ok class today we used "AMONG" in a sentence...ikaw TEBAN used AMONG in a sentence.
teban: AMONG the flowers i like sampaguita is the best.
maestro: very good, ikaw makoy used AMONG in a sentence.
makoy: AMONG the animals the carabao is the best.
maestro: very good! ikaw JOHNNY used AMONG in a sentence.
johnny: (nakuratan): ha? unsa to sir?
maestro: natulog diay ka johnny? used AMONG in a sentence!!
johnny:AMONG....AMONG...AMONG to sir no? AMONG KAMOTE SA BOHOL GIBOKBOK!
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Bitoy: waiter!!!! nganong na-a may LANGAW nag lutaw-lutaw sa akong mami,gahapon ni order pud ko ug mami na-a say OK-OK karon LANGAW na sad??
waiter:ah.....kuan sir...NAHUROT NAMAN GUD ANG AMONG OK-OK.
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Teacher: Tikyo unsa may generic name sa biogesic?
Tikyo : Paracetamol ma'am. Ma,am, si Tikyo ang nangutana sa teacher, Unsa may generic name sa condom?
Teacher : Naa bay generic nang condom Tikyo?
Tikyo : Naa ma'am oi. PARASATUMOY.
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tulo ka bampira nisulod sa restaurant....

ist vampire(rich): Waiter! tagai ko ug very fresh special blood...i liter..
2nd: waiter tagai ko ug dugodugo dong...gamay ra ni ako money...
3rd: akoa dong..init tubig lang....unya nikoot sa bag ..nipagawas ug used napkin....bwahahahaa

mag tsa lang diay to...:lol:
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Ilongo ug Cebuano nag-estoryahay parti sa bagyong Oracan nga puwerteng kusoga.
bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya
Ilonggo: Sa amon bala haw, mas kusog pa sa Oracan ang bagyo, ang tansan sa coke nga nagkulob nalubong sa yuta ukab man kaha!
Cebuano: Sa amo diay bai gabii tong dako puwerteng kusoga sa bagyo, pag-iwag nako sa flashlight, nabawog man kaha ang siga sa flashlight.
Ilonggo: Ah binuang naman subong nang mabawog ang siga sa flashlight.
Cebuano: Aw ayaw lagi ipaukab ng tansan kay ako tul-iron ang siga sa flashlight.

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arlene said...

ahay naa pogkoy joke .....
anong masarap sa sinabi ko ?
surrender..
e di biko hahahahah!!!
natawa jod ko ay basta pagda og biko ha...gotom na man jod ko...

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Anonymous said...

Nibakasyon si Makoy sa CEBU ug unya ni sulod sa Massage Parlor

Makoy : (Nagyawyaw) Lami-ah gyud sa mga masahista sa cebu oi. ahh miss tag pila ang magpamasahi

Masahista: 500 pesos ra man sir, pa massage ka? Sulod lang.

ug toud man nisulod si makoy sa kuarto ug unya.......

Maahista:(Nangutana) Sir, Unsa man imong gusto, sup or moderet?

Makoy :(Naglibog)Unsa na sya Miss?

Masahista : (pinarayg) ayy da, ku-an gud Sir, SUPSUPON BA NATO or MODERETSO na lang tah.

Mackoy: Ayayay....

by: BED-Bisrockers....

Anonymous said...

nice joke hehehe

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