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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bisaya jokes 4 - April

AMERIKANO: is dis haus 4 rent?
GUARD: tinuod jud ka mao ni ang balay ni poren
AMERIKANO: wat did u say?
GUARD: kana si jose igsoon na ni porenj pero una syang namatay
AMERIKANO: r u foolish?
GUARD: nah!! nyabag na ni ron security rtah hmuon tng pulis
AMERIKANO: 2morw i'l b back
GUARD: tianuod jud ka ang gikmatyan ni poren 2mur ug hubak! ehehhe
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
di mani kataw-anan uy, tinanga mani...hehehehhehe
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mraming bagay sa buhay ang puno ng katanungan..

UNA:

ngano lisod moginhawa nga nakagawas ang dila?



gitistingan jud oh!, murag iro noh? ahehe..
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BODBOD

LALAKI
:(gitionan og kutsilyo ang babaye)ayaw og singgit kay rape ni!
BABAYE:sige mosugot nalang ko basta ayaw lang ko patya.
LALAKI:(naglaway og naghubo dayon)ok paghubo na!
BABAYE:naghubo unya misulti sa lalaki nga pagkuha una og dahon saging kay atong ihapin.
LALAKI:nagkuha dayon og dahon sa saging.BABAYE:misutoy og dagan og misinggit PAGBODBOD DIHA!!!!!!!
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
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BALITA

BALITA!!! usa ka tawo gibuno og monggos patayyyy…..ha?
monggos ra!
gasunod ang granada……
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GOOD EVENING LADIES

Buta nisakay ug taxi

Driver: Kahibalo ka sa direction nga buta ka man?
Buta: Ayawg kabalaka katoltol ko. Nakahibalo ko nga naa na ta sa Guadalupe kay naninimaho nang mangga.
Driver: Sakto ka. Katoltol gyud diay ka.
Buta: Karon naa na ta sa may simbahan kay nanimaho nang kandila.
Driver: Sakto gihapon ka.

(Paglabay nila sa tindahan ug bulad.)

Buta: Good evening! ladies.

ngek heheehhehhee gibahak na! hahahahhahaha
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
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