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Monday, April 13, 2009

Bisaya jokes 3 - April

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Reminder sa mga bisaya ayaw lang kasuko sa mga jokes diri. These jokes are meant for you to smile and laugh. No intention to belittle or discrimainate anybody or region or language.

AMO: day, gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis, sulat mo sa pader.
Maid: yis ati!........ ...
NEXT DAY nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader: EPES MAMATAY KAUNG LAHAT! SYET kamo...
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ASA MAN KA DIRI??

KLASE SA MGA PALA-INOM

o THE PASSENGER - hilig magpasa sa tagay. Sakay-sakay lang. Virgin pa ug mga atay.
o THE HIKER - balhin2x ug pwesto. Likay tagay. Pwede sad likay sa chip-in.
o THE FUGITIVE - pwede sad "THE BATMAN". Kalit lng mawala na walay pananghid. Kuyaw sad ug talent.
o KUNG-FU- KUNG-FUlutan grabe mutira. Kani ang muhurot sa pulutan kai abi cguro nya merienda iyang giadto.
o THE CHOSEN ONE - official runner sa tindahan. Palit ice, yosi ug additional shat.
o THE PHOENIX- Gahi pero tighipos na lang sa kalat kai tumba na tanan.
o THE DRAGON - mubuga na ug kalayo, pero sa yuta, canal or inidoro lng. Pwede sad sa katre na gitulugan. Usually naay countdown to dragon time.
o THE MEDIC - usually mga PASSENGERS. Tig-asikaso sa mga dragon ug sa mga naa sa pinakaubos aning listahan.
o THE CELEBRANT- araw araw birthday. Bangka japon ug storya maski wala nai ganahan maminaw.
o THE SPOTCHAIR - Kini ang target sa tanan tira na seryoso or yaga yaga lng. Tao version of a pulutan.
o THE SLEEPING BEAUTY - ang magduka duka sa session bisan sau pa. kung patulugon dili matulog kai kaya pa daw lagi.
o THE GUNNER - kailangan pa ba ug definition? Kuyaw ni ug privilege kai pwede manikas sa shat. bisaya jokes, binisaya nga jokes, bisdak,
o THE INDIAN - katong gina-text na ug grabe, pero di japon muabot. walay klaro kasabot.
o THE POLICE - ang pinaka late sa tanan. pag-abot nya, hubog na tanan.

And the last but not the least……

o THE TRANSFORMERs - ang pinaka-daghan ug fans pagka-ugma. Daghan nig bersyon. Naay mag-english English, naay mangita ug away, naay mubangka ug pagka daghang storya ug saba kaayo, naa say mag-ala bruce lee, naay maghukas-hukas ug magkanta-kanta, basta daghan. Basta kai ng-transform mao na na.

Ug mao ni ang tindahan nga paborito sa tanang palahubog! utang pulutan, utang beer no problem! Kung wala na lain pulutan mongus soaf na lang hehehehhe o pinakbeth..tag otso lang.


tapad sa repair shop ni tagalog

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6 comments:

GB said...

Nice panihton ta katawa ani :D

delrosario said...

You are not the one GB, ako sad? Bisaya man sad ko, pero nakatawa sad ko ba. Ay.... ana man gyud na ang uban kay wla man sila kabalo unsa ang tamang spelling, pero sabtan man gihapon nako. Lukso ng dugo ba...

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