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Thursday, April 2, 2009

bisaya jokes 1 - April

Ang Pinoy maskin gakalisud sa kinabuhi gakatawa. This is one pinoy character that other people really are jealous of.... sige katawa lang kay kung magmug-ot musamot kabug-at ang kinabuhi.
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Unang adlaw…
Pedro: Ayo, naa mo babol gam?
Tindero: Wa mi babol gam.
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Ikaduhang adlaw…
Pedro: Ayo, naa mo babol gam?
Tindero: Wa lagi mi babol gam. Sigeg samok uy.

Ikatulong adlaw…
Pedro: Ayo, naa mo babol gam?
Tindero: Giingnan na ta ka gahapong wa mi babol gam. Mobalik pa gani ka diri ugma pusilan tika.

Pagkaugma…
Pedro: Ayo, naa mo pusil?
Tindero: Wala.
Pedro: Aw, naa mo babol gam?
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Isko: Gubot gyod ang kinabuhi.
Paeng: Mao, kinagubotan. Tan-awa naminyo kos biyuda nga may anak dalaga. Gipakaslan pod ni Tatay ang anak. Nanay na hinuon nako ang dalaga, ug si Tatay akong anak. Ang asawa nako, ugangan ni Tatay. Kon manganak sila, lolo ko sa akong igsoon. Kagubot gyod!
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Konduktor: Kinsa ning kanding dinhi?
Pedro: Ako na!
Konduktor: Plitihan tani ha?
Pedro: O’ pangutan-a lang kung naa ba na sya’y kwarta!
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Horoscope for today!
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Mukatol imong lubot murag may mogimuk
daw gi-kagid nga di ka kasabot ayaw
pangutot kay musamot
likayi nag pagkalot kay ang KIGWA
mosulpot! Hehehe
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kawatan nasakpan

Ako: Sakpan! Ikaw diay kawatan diri ug lubi hah,.!
Ikaw: Sakpan gani,sakpan gud! Di lang magpakurat! mahart atak man pud ta nimo. Relax lang gud,..!
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Boy: Di na madayon atong kasal
Girl: Ngano man?
Boy: Imong kuya man gud.
Girl: Di wui! Nagustohan gani ka niya.
Boy: Mao gani,.naka-like sad ko niya!
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Manny Pacquiao namadlong.

Dear te
Dear te
Dear te
Many Pacquiao namadlong sa iya anak ngdula sa knal
Psst! Dear te lage!
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5 comments:

Andres Pasilan Jr. said...

Maayo nalang may mabasa nga mga kataw anan, pawala sa kalaay sa trabaho dire.

good job bai!

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