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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Bisaya jokes 2 - March

HUBOG
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya jokes, bisayan jokes,
Usa ka hubog nakakita ug madre sa dalan
iya kining gisumbag, gi tadjakan, gibalibag
bugbug sarado intawon ang madre
mikatawa ang hubog ug mi ingon:
"WA MAN DIAY KAY PULUS BATMAN!"
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Usa ka pirata gi interview sa usa ka reporter...

Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy nakaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.
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Discretion is advised:
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya jokes, bisayan jokes,
PARE1: P're, kanang gamiton ta'g bayot, kinsa'y mosupsop, ang bayot o kita?
PARE2: Natural, ang bayot gyud!
PARE1: Na, yawa na! Daan pa lagi gyud ko, bali gyud to!
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asawa : nganong gidala man nimo dre sa balay kanang trabaho nimo
bana : rush man gud ni pangga mao nga gidala ko dre sa balay
asawa : a pisti ba uy ! ikaw ray embalsamador nga nagdala ug trabaho sa balay
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warden : bitayon ka naunya alas tres, karon ang katapusang paniudto nimo unsa may gusto nimo nga pagkaon?
kriminal : sir pansit na lang.
warden : nganong pansit ra man imo gusto.
kriminal : pansit ra sir kay ingon man ako lolo ug mokaon kuno ug pansit taas ug kinabuhi
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usa ka adlaw nangihi si digoy sa gawas sa ilang balay.unya kalit nga mikilat !
bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya jokes, bisayan jokes,
digoy : Ginoo malooy ka ayaw sa ipa-develop kay pisot pa ko.
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asawa : a bulag ta bulag unggoy kang dako unggoy! unggoy!
bana : di bulag kung bulag bakulaw ka ! gorilya !
kumpare : mare ug pare dali ra gud kuyog mo nako.
asawa/bana : ngano man pare asa man ta paingon?
kumpare : ibalik ta mo sa lasang.
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ANAK: Tay, unsay English sa Kahoy?
Tatay: Kasayon: WOOD
ANAK: Ingon among Titser, TREE kuno
TATAY: AW kon tulo kabuok
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