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Saturday, February 7, 2009

bisaya jokes 2 - Feb

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"Ang kaguapo ug kaguapa do makita sa panagway kun dili sa kasing kasing sa tawo". Mao ni pagtuo sa mga batig nawong. Dli lng ta mo react ha? quiet lng jud ta....
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Kung dli mu mag tarung ug eskwela, mao ni mahitabo ninyo:

ENGINEERING (panday)
MIDWIFERY (mananabang)
EDUCATION(tambay)
CRIMINOLOGY(tanod)
PMA(rebelde,capgo)
MEDICINE(albolario)
BS-BIO (mananagat)
ACCOUNTANCY(tindera)
FINE ARTS(magpipintal)
PSYCHOLOGY(manghuhula)
TOURISM(driver)
MASCOM(bugaw)
International Studies(illegal recruiter)
Dev't COM (burikat)
NURSING (maid)
MEDTECH (drug pusher)
HRM(waiter)

Hala eskwela jud day, dong!
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Mister: Wa ko katulog dear kay sige hunahuna sa akong P500 nga utang nako kay kumpare.
Misis: aw dali ra na swithart, tawagi si kumpare nga di ka kabayad sa imong utang para siya napud ang di katulog.
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Beautiful!

Pasahero: Nong bayad daan
drayber: Asa gikan?
Pasahero: Sa ako..
drayber: Asa padulong?
Pasahero: Sa imo..... (baaaaaaaang! bangga ang jip)
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