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Sunday, February 1, 2009

bisaya jokes 1 - Feb

Giholdap
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B1: Brod! Giholdap ko,hapit pako patya
B2: Unya la ka ngayo ug tabang?
B1: Nitext bitaw ko sa pulis station
B2: Unsa may reply?
B1: Ang mga animal ang reply- "hu u?!"
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BAKTIN
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Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?
Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.
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BULOY: Toy,imo man daw gitug-anan akoa uyab nga pisot ko?
BITOY: Wala Loy oy! Ako ra siya ingnan nga hapit naka tuli-on.
Buloy: Aw lagi,Abi nakog nitug-an ka!
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PATIENT: Doc,nakatulon kog ilaga,nag nganga man ko natulog,unsaon man nipagpagawas?
DOCTOR: SIGE,nganga ug usab kay sudlan tag iring,modagan lagi na!...
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TATAY- Salbahis ka nga pagkaanak.Pakaulaw ka! Didto sa siyudad nabaligya man daw ka sa imong unod?
ANAK: Bitaw! Kay ngano kung magbaligya ko'g bukog,mahalin?
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ANG DALAN PADULONG SA LANGIT
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Si Padre Tikoy bag-o na-assign sa usa ka gamay nga lungsod. Sa primero niyang adlaw, nawala siya. Nihapit siya sa tubaan ug nakigsulti siya sa mga estambay

Pari: Maayong buntag. Ako si Padre Tikoy, ang bag-o ninyong pari. Hai man ang atong simbahan?
Estambay: Diritsoha lang ning karsadaha, Padre.
Pari: Buweno, tawga ang mga tao aron akong maipakita kanila ang dalan padulong sa langit.
Estambay: Ahhhwala man gali ka kahibalo sa dalan padulong sa simbahanang dalan na hinoon padong sa langit!!!
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5 comments:

ruee said...

that's great!!
i like it.

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