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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Bisaya joke 3 - Feb

ReaDERS discretion adviced: Adult content

Abogada:
(holding d penis of her old client) Look ur honor! Luyloy na kaayo! Kana ba ang rapist?
OLDMAN: (whispering)
atorney, ayaw pislit-pislita kay mapildi ta!;o)
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Isa ka City-Girl niadto sa probinsiya, gi-uhaw... Gipainom ug tubig sa isa ka tigulang...

City-girl: "Nong, where u gina-get u water?"
Tigulang: "Sa sapa 'day..."
City-girl: "Gina-drink diay na ninyo nong???"
Tigulang: "Like duhh! Sa siyudad diay inyo gina-chew?! "
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rape case sa korte

baye: ikaw lagi to ang nag rape nako!!!
lake: dili lagi!
baye: ikaw lagi!
lake: dili lagi!
baye: ikaw lagi to! gamay gud ug o-10!
lake: unsay gamay?! ni siyagit man gani ka!
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Boy: i love u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: i want u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: i miss u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: will u marry me?
Girl: SHUT UP!...MaHAL BUGAS!
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