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Monday, January 19, 2009

bisaya jokes 2 - january 2009

Adunay International Kumpetesyun Sa Pag Dive.....tapos Sponsored Sa Milo....Ang Mechanics....inig Dive Nmo...pag Tunga Ipa Spelling Daun Ang Milo Ug Ipa Litok!

Una Nga Mi Dive Ang Amerikano:
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Dayon Dive Sa Amerkano....summer Sault.....dayun Tunga Spell Nya
M-i-l-o....milo! ...Clap-claop -clap (mga Tawo)...Perfect Score 10-10-10

Sunod Ang Japan: Parehas Gihapon ...summer Sault...Dayun Tunga...ingun Ang Hapon...m-i-l-o-....milo!

Ika Tulo Ang Korea: Nindut Gihapon Pag Ka Dive.....duble Summer Sault...Dayun Tunga...... M-i-l-o......milo!!!!!

Pag Abot Kang Pedro!

Maayo Pa Kaayo Strectch 2x Sa Iya Mga Kalawasan...tapos Pormado Kaayo.....dayon Ambak!!!!!!! Wowowwowow....summmer Sault Gyapon....Flaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssh!
Kalit Ug Pula Ang Tubig.......dugay Katunga Si Pedro

Sa Dihang Mitunga Si Pedro........ Militok Kini Ug..... M-o-m-o..................momo!!!!
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Si Boloy misakay ug Jeepney sa Cebu, ka-ototon siya pero kay na-a may dalaga sa iyang
tupad, gipungan ang otot. Aron dili siya mahibaw-an inig igo sa liba-ong banat dayon siya ug pangutot. Nangandam dayon siya para sa sunod nga liba-ong. Sa dihang hapit na ang jeepney motunong sa liba-ong banat dayon siya ug otot, matay kay nakalihay man ang driver, ang sound sa iyang otot maora lagi ug lobotnong hoyohoy. Mi-ingon ang dalaga, "wala ka maka-timing no"
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Mom: Kamaayo naka'g math, anak? Mangutana kunu ko beh..
Anak: sige ma!
Mom: Kung tagaan ka sa imu papa ug 4 apples unya tagaan takag 3...unsa 2bag?
Anak: Salamat ma, pa!
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When the clerk of court read the case… the accused shouted…………
Buang mong tanan. Usa ra akong gi-rape!!! Nganong People of the Philippines man akong kontra?
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Nun: Mother i was raped by 5 young men..
Sister: Dios ko! Eat this CALAMANSI fruit!
Nun: Will this help me calm down?
Sister: Gaga! Amaw para ma wala nang smile sa imong nawong!
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Pare1: Ganiha rako tuyok2 waman jud nangagda kaon, fiesta man unta,
mayka diha Nangikki naka!
Pare2: Na pre, ug wa pa nako daginuta ning akong kiki ganiha ra unta ko nakuyapan!
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Anak: Tay, nganong naggamit ka mag duha ka dyaket samtang namintal?
Amahan: Ingon man god, “Use two coats for best results.“
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lingaw-lingaw lang

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