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Saturday, January 24, 2009

bisaya jokes 3- Ilonggo jokes january 2009

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Ilonggo jokes, bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, bisdak, binisaya,
May isa ka lalaki nag-sulod sa isa ka malahalon nga bar sang ara na siya sa sulod indi niya man bal-an kon ano ang iya himu-on gani nanilag anay siya kon ano ang ginahimo sang mga tao nga naga-sulod didto para hindi man siya mahuy-an..

L1: Miss marka kabayo gani. ..... kag nakita sang lalaki nga ang naguwa RED HORSE...
L2: Miss marka tao gani... Kag nakita man sang lalaki nga naguwas VINO KULAFU...

kag didto nabal-an sang lalaki nga mga marka lang man gali ang ginahambal sa bar nga ato.Gani pakitang gilas man siya..wala naman siya may naisip na iban nga marka gani ang naisipan na lang niya.....

L: Miss ga-i gani ko sang marka pato....

Gani ang nag-gawas SILVERS SWAN kag ang tanga man nga prbinsiyano gin-inom niya man...
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Ilonggo jokes, bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, bisdak, binisaya,
MAS TANGA

Isang araw ang bata naghambal sa iya tatay nga maupod siya paadto sa manila kay manug-adto man ang iya tatay sa maynila pero ginhambalan siya sang iya tatay nga indi siya puede mag-upod kay buki siya.

B: ay,maupod ko sa imo sa maynila beh!!! kay gusto ko gid makakita sang maynila.
T: ah!! indi ka mag-upod sa akon kay buki ikaw...
B: tay paupda lang gid ko pangako ko tay indi ako magbinuki didto.

Gani gindala sang tatay niya ang iya bata sa maynila sang ara na sila sa pantalan nakita sang bata ang ila sakyan nga barko...

B: Tay grabi nga balay bah!!! sa pagka-daku-dako kang nagalakat pa!!!
T: di bah!!! hambal ko sa imo nga indi ka magbinuki diri para hindi ta mahalata nga taga-probinsya tah!!!

Sang ara na sila sa maynila nakita naman sang bata ang tren nga ila pagasakyan....

B: Tay!!! grabe nga ulod tay ba sa pagkadaku-dako bah!!!
T: ara ka naman gabinuki ka naman kapila ko gid ihambal sa imo nga indi ka mapahalata nga halin ta sa probinsya.....
Ilonggo jokes, bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, bisdak, binisaya,
Sang ara na sila sa airport nagpalapit ang bata sa idalom sang eroplano.....

B: Tay tan-awa bala oh!!! perti kaayo kadaku-dako sang agila tay!!!

Nagpalapit ang bata sa idalom sang eroplano kag gindali-dali man butong sang tatay ang iya bata kag nag-hambal....

T: anak-anak indi ka da magplapit sa iya buli kay basi maitihan ikaw....

Ti!!! mas buki pa gali ang tatay kay sa iya bata....

6 comments:

Jhey said...

ai macoy likeness ni nkong ilonngo nga mga jokes sounds so appealing...hehehehehe

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