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Monday, December 8, 2008

Bisaya jokes Disyembre otso

Human masud sa mental hospital ang buang bali'g 5 ka tuig, naghinam-hinam na kining mogawas. bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, bisayan jokes, bisdak,
DOKTOR: Sigurado ka ba nga naayo na ka?
PASYENTE: Sure gyud ko, Dok?
DOKTOR: Mao ba? Sultii kuno ko kon ngano nga na-admit ka diri?
PASYENTE: Koan man gud Dok, nagtuo man gud ko nga ilaga ko. Pero sa una ra to. Karon sure na ko nga tawo ko Dok ug di ko ilaga.
DOKTOR: (Miyangu-yango sa ulo). OK, pwede na ka makagawas.
Daling mibiya ang buang da ang iyang bag nga gisudlan sa sinina. Pagka taud-taod mibalik kini nga naghangos.
PASYENTE: Dok, Dok!(Hingal)
DOKTOR: O nganong nibalik man ka?
PASYENTE: Dok, hastang buanga Dok! Naa may iring didto sa pultahan!
DOKTOR: O, nganong hadlok man ka sa iring nga kahibawo man ka nga di ka ilaga?
PASYENTE: O, kahibawo na ko Dok. Pero wa pa man kahibawo ang iring Dok!
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BUGO NGA BATA
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Amahan: Dong, lagapak naman sab ka sa tanan nimong subjects!? Katong si Jose Rizal graduate na sa college, sa pareha pa siyay edad nimo!
Anak: Liwat man gud ko nimo Tay, kay kato sab si Manuel Quezon napresidente kadto siya nga pareha nimo ang pangidaron!
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Teacher: Ok, class, kinsa man ang naka ila ninyo ni Jose Rizal? Ikaw Juan, naka ila ka ni Jose Rizal?
Juan: Wala ma'am..
Teacher: Ikaw Pedro, naka ila ka ni Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Wala pud ma'am..
Teacher: Ikaw pablo?
Pablo: Wala sad ko kaila niya ma'am..
Teacher: Ha? Wla jud bisan usa ninyo nga naka ila ni Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'am! Basin naa na siya sa pikas section!
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SINGING CONTEST bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, bisayan jokes, bisdak,
1st contestant: Akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!
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iro 1: pre, ingon sila kaning atong laway kay naay rabies. ang rabies kay makamatay!
iro 2: unya unsay problema pre?
iro 1: gitulon nako akong laway, kulbaan ko!
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GIRL: Lab, ehatud ko beh...
BOY: Di pwede babes, wala koy sapi. Gi-operahan akong lola, naay sakit ako igso. Wala pa nagpadalas momma gikan JAPAN...
GIRL: Di ka? sige di na maka-score nako hangtod sa hangtod! as in forever! timan-e na ha!
BOY: ahahaha! hastang lawgawa. tan-awa ra gud ni kung swertehon ta! naa diay napi-it nga Php500 sa akong bulsa...Tara babes mag-taxi na ta...
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5 comments:

chino preschool said...

nlingaw ko ani. hehehehe

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