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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Waaaaaaaaaa Bisaya Jokes

TEACHER: How many liters does a Coke litro have?
PUPIL: Four liters ma'am!
TEACHER: Are you sure?
PUPIL: Yes ma'am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and Liter E!
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Bugo1: Pre, 2+2 kuno beh?
Bugo2: Kana lang? Eh di 5!
Bugo1: Bwahahahaaa! !
Bugo2: Ngano nikatawa man ka?
Bugo1: Wala lang abi nako wala ka kabalo! bisdak jokes, bisdak
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Pa ngilngiggay gamit ug Samurai:

Indian: Waaah! Langaw patay!
Hapon: Wata! Langaw putol ulo!
Pinoy: wata ( Langaw milupad ghapon)
Hapon: Oi! Ngano lupad man ghapon na?
Pinoy: Aw patyon diay? Abe nako tuli-on lang!
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Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man? bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya,
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: Anak gyud taka, liwat jud ka nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: pirteng lamea tay uy, gwapo kayo siya uy as in to the max!
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Anak: Daddy, ngano sige man ga-agulo si Mommy kada gabie?
Daddy: Wala lang nak happy lang siya..
Anak: Mao bah? Imo buot pasabot kada gabie cya happy bisag katong naa paka SAUDI!
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Pare1: Ganiha rako tuyok2 waman jud nangagda kaon, fiesta man unta, mayka diha Nangikki naka!
Pare2: Na pre, ug wa pa nako daginuta ning akong kiki ganiha ra unta ko nakuyapan!
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