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Thursday, October 30, 2008

10,000+ visits bisaya jokes

iF you have problm
ayaw gyud pakamatay.
jaz tink of dis..

Lungon-25,000
haya-3,500
Lubong-5,000
kape & bskwet -1,700

dats y if you havw problemz, txt me.

REDHORSE-45.00 rah!..hehehe..oh!
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some say the ugliest animal is the
hipPop0tamus! but you know what?
more pipol say cow kuno?

wat do u think?
cow jud?
COW jud cguro noh?
COW jud lge!hehe
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TAGAI ko BIKE bah!

sa simbahan naay bata nag ampo nangayo ug bike kay GOD.

Bata: Lord, tgai ko ug beh!
pgka ugma wla syay ndwat nga bike. mao nga nangayo nsad sya ug usab..

Bata: Lord tagi ko bike bah!!

Pero wla lng ghapon sya gdungog..
Pgka ugma npansin pare na nwla ang rebolto ni mama mary..
unya nkita nya ang usa ka sulat nga nkabutang sa altar...

"LORD KUNG GUSTO PA NIMO MKTA IMUNG INAHAN, IHTAG NA LAGI ANG BIKE!!!
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SUD-AN bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya

Naa koy nka date b4, naay kugmo her lip. So i told her na lng nga "naay kan-on near ur lip".
Gitilapan niya ug niingon: KW GYUD, DI MAN KAN-ON, SUD-AN! (yayks!)
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DRIVER: dong, iatras nako ang jep, ingna ko plihug kung mabangga.
BATA: ok! cge atras! atras pa! cge pa! atras gyud! kana. "BAAAANNGGGG!!!! OK! ..BAngga na!
DRIVER: YAWA!!! (hehehehhe)
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TAGU-ANAY

GF: Mg taguanay ta!
BF: cge bah! Nsay premy0 nq pgmkit-an tka?
GF: Mg **r2x tah?
BF: uy,w0ow! uNyag di taka makit-an?
GF: eeii..Makalag0t man kah oi, basta naa ra ko luy0 sa drum. (ayyayay!)
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Shellane

lolo:
pkiabot gd plihug sa posporo.
lola: naa man tay shellane nganung mangita paka ug posporo?
lolo: so, shellane ang ipanglimpyo nku s akng dalungan? ana lugar?
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wife: huboa akong panty,
husband: oh, hubo nah!
wife: huboa akong bra,
husband: oh, hubo na!
wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha? bayota ka! (asus!)
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MR: d n nko n mkaya! kda adlaw nlng ta mg away! maau pg mubiya ko aning blaya!
MRS: ako pud gilaay na! Maau p cguo nga mu uban nlng ko nimu..! hehehe..
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To all those who regularly visit this site thank you so much. I hope that you all will always find something to smile about in this site. At first this was just something for myself but then I realize that it is making people really happy..well and good! Thank you again for the visits. Try to visit the sites in my links too. Thank you! tenk u...tnx...thnks...salamat kaayo sa inyo tanan!

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