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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

bisaya jokes pawala sa akong kamingaw

Text messages:

Girl: Wer na U?
Boy: Hir na ME.
Girl: Wer THE PET? (hehehhe where dapit, bisayaa jud uy)
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Sa usa ka tindahan sa Manalili, Cebu City last December 18, 2007. (copied ni nako ha)

Ako: Miss, naa moy key chain?
Miss: Keychen?
Ako: Dili, key chain bah!(articulated)
Miss: Keychen!
Ako: Kana ba butanganan ug yawi bah…
Miss: Ah! Key holder diay. Wala man mi ana!
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Sa usa ka tindahan sa Lanao:

Customer: Naa moy bondpaper dri?
Tindera: Naa. Short? Long?
Customer: Asa may taas ana?
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During sa prelim exam sa usa sa akong klase, December 2007: (copied)

Classmate: Sir, unsa gud ning imong test paper wa man matarong pag-Xerox!
Sir: Aw, answer man atong gipangita, day, di man question. bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya
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Sa usa ka cubicle sa usa ka call center:

Client: After clicking on this one, should I hit Enter?
Agent: Sige! [**e-english pud tawn nang cge oy]

Hahahaha wa jud kaantus uy...
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Duha ka mga pasahero ang nag-istoryahanay. Kusog kaayo ang mga tingog.

Girl: Unsa diay nang http?
Gay: Ha?
Girl: Http gud. Kanang naa sa internet. Di ba, ang www kay worldwide web man na?
Gay: Aw, uu. Ang http kay wa ra na uy! Char-char ra na.
[**PAGKLARO MO OY..]
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Text message:

Jun, pwde paki ingon kay lecoy na makig HARDEST to HARDEST ko copy sa iya mga mp3s ug smallville ha....

kabalo sa spelling sa smallville pero hard disk wa jud natunong! bwahahahahha!

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