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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Bisdak jokes napud

Sa dalan:

Pedro bumps a foreigner. ....
Pedro: ay sorry
Foreigner: Sorry 2.
Pedro: sorry 3!
Foreigner: What are you sorry 4?
Pedro: sori 5!
Foreigner: I think you are sick!
Pedro: Bwahahaa sick kuno! Bugo ay, six oi!


Sa probinsya:

Duha ka probinsyano nisakay og elevetor bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, binisaya, visayan
Jose : Pila ato plite ani bay?
Pedro: bogo!,****!,ignorante!,bugok!, nganong muplite man ka nga wala paman ang konduktor!


In a classy bar:

GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married


Sa Clinic:

Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong! (agay kaluoy!)


Sa balay:

Boy: Mahal kita! I love you! maski na ulan, bagyo, earthquake, baha, tsunami, muadto jud ko sa imong balay!
Girl: Ngano man wala ka atong gabi-i?
Boy: Kay kuan, kanang kuan, kuan.... taligsik! hehe

7 comments:

endyiner said...

finally.....naka kita ra jud ko og blog nga pure bisdak. og na timing pa jud (tae sa miming) nga preha mi taga davao.

bai good luck. padayun....

bisdak rocks!

Anonymous said...

endyiner bai salamat sa imong pagbisita..macoy

mark said...

kung na ngita guyd mo ug pure bisdak, bisdak comedy, then, mao guyd ni inyong gipagnita...

bisdak boi show sa youtube, di ni siay ang common bisdak, ug yes, naa siya mgaparente diha sa davao del sur , oriental, gen san....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeSBEFk48k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qECRXTKhOeQ

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