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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Ang Nurse ug Mekaniko

ANG NURSE UG ANG MEKANIKO:

Sa fiesta sa usa ka lungsod,
nakigsayaw ug "sweet music" ang usa ka
ulitawo sa usa ka dalaga sa bayle
nianang gabhiona:

Ulitaw: Nurse ka day, no?
Daga: O, nganong kahibalo ka man?
Ulitaw: Nanimaho ka man gong hospital.
Daga: Mekaniko ka dong sa?
Ulitaw: O, nganong katag-an ka mangmekaniko ko?
Daga: Ganiha ra man gud ko nimo gi-jackan! bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, binisaya

Bisaya to english:

PEDRO;bay Juan,onsay english sa IRO nga naligsan?
JUAN: IRO nga naligsan?kowan bay,DOG-MOK..
PEDRO:sa iring nga naligsan bay?
JUAN:CAT-TAG
PEDRO:sa baboy nga naligsan unsa man sad?
JUAN:e di PIG-SAT


Bolbol sumpay sa mata:

kahibalo ba mo na ang inyong bolbol
sumpay sa inyong pilok??...bitara
inyong bolbol dibah mo piyong imong
mata.hahahahahahahaha peace!

PARI: gigukod kog babae nga gahubo,sus!midagan ko ug mitago!
ikaw Bishop kung gukdon ka ug babae nga gahubo unsa
man imo buhaton?
BISHOP: pareha nimo MAMAKAK!!!!!!

mao!

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