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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Ungo Jokes ug uban pa

UNGO NAPANGAG

Ungo #1: Mare, nganong napangag ka man?
Ungo #2: Unsaon mare nga nangabat man gud ko gabii.
Ungo #1: Pero nganong napangag ka man?
Ungo #2: Ang liog nga akong napaak sa estatuwa man gud ni Bonifacio.

ESTUDYANTE NAG-AWAY

Maestra: Nganong nag-away man mo?
Pedro: Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.
Juan: Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.
Maestra: Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha sa Bayang

BUKOL

Kulas: Nganong nabukol man na imong ulo, Bay?
Badoy: Nangharana man gud ko gabii didto sa ilang Marilou, Bay Kulas. Pagsugod nako'g kanta, giitsahan dayon ko ni Marilou ug buwak.
Kulas: Pero nganong nabukol man ka?
Badoy: Ang buwak gisud man gud ug kaang. bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, bisayan, bisaya

MORAG HOLMIGAS

Si Bosyo, nga primero pang sakay og eroplano, kuyog ni Onyot nga iyang amigo, diha nilingkud sa window seat

Bosyo: Bay Onyot, taas na gyud tag giluparan no? Tan-awa gud nang mga tao sa ubosgagmay kaayo morag holmigas.
Onyot: Holmigas na sila nga tinooray, Bay. Wala pa gani molupad ang eroplano.


SHY

Pasing: Mare, naunsa man na imong son-in-law nga pila ka tuig na mang walay klarong trabaho?
Claring: Unsaon nga shy man gud na kaayo siya.
Pasing: Shy gud nga tabian man kaayo na!
Claring: Shy tiglaba ba, shy tiglimpyo sa balay, shy say tigluto.


hahahahahha shy jud diay!

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