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Friday, May 30, 2008

Tulo ka bisaya joke

Usa ka asawa, tungang gabii nikalit ug syagit.."Pagdali akong bana niabot na!"

Ang bana nibangon, nigawas sa bintana ug sa gawas natingala ug naghunahuna..."Ako man ang bana!?"

pangutana? Kinsa ang dunay sala?

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Helper: Padre, gi texan ko sa akong amo nga naa ron sa
Abroad nga pamisahan kunu ang ilang iro nga namatay.

Pari: Inday, tawo ra intawon ang misahan walay labot
Ang iro! Nabuang na sila?

Helper: na! Unya unsaon ta man ni rong gi padala nga
$10,000 para sa misa?

Pari: aw! Wala man ka mo ingon nga katoliko diay ning
Inyong IRO! Dad-a dire! bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya

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Apo : Lola, attend ako tipar ha.

Lola: Unsa ng tipar bah?

Apo : Tipar gud party bah, sa binali..

Lola: Puro sturya istambay! Mga PS mo tanan!

Apo : Unsa ng PS la?

Lola: Pakeng shet!

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Lola uy bad influence! hahahahaha bad example ka Lola!

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