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Friday, May 9, 2008

After awhile jokes

Sorry people karon lang ko nakalugar. I have been busy with other things. I have moved abroad. But anyway, here are some jokes for you.

Question: Unsa ang lahi sa corruption sa US ug sa Pinas?
Answwer: Sa US mapriso ang corrupt, sa Pinas ang corrupt ga-adto sa US. pinoy jokes, bisaya jokes

Nanay: Grabe man ka mukaun nak uy!Di naka masugo.
Anak: Nay ang atong baboy kung kusog mukaon ganahan kaayo ka. Kinsa ba gyud imong anak ako o ang baboy?

Lalaki: Love mao na siya akong ex girlfriend.
Babae: Kamaut man sa iyang nawong love uy!
Lalaki: Wala koy mahimo love, mao gyud na akong weakness sukad..

Bob: Pila pud imong kita sa usa ka adlaw nong?
Manlilimos: Sugod ko limos ala ocho sa buntag. Karon alas nueve duna na koy 80 pesos.
Bob: uy ok man diay pud no? Unsa pud imong palitun ana?
Manlilimos: aw palit lang ko espresso macchiato sa starbucks.

Divorcees:
X bana: Anak pag-uli nimo ihatag ang tseke sa iya ug ingna nga mao na ang last nga tseke nga madawat niya kay 18 naka ha. Ug ayaw kalimot ug ta-awa iyang expression.
Anak: (pagabot) Nay ingon tatay mao na ni ang last nga tseke madawat nimo para child child support kay 18 nako ug lantawon daw nako imo expression.
X asawa: Aw diay, ingna imo tatay pagkita ninyo nga salamat sa iyang suporta maskin dili siya imo tatay ha. Tapos tan-awa gyud ang expression sa iynag nawong.


pasensya naisahan ka!!!!

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