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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dyok joke Djoks!

Heres some bisaya jokes:

Anak: Tay unsa nang naga Lopad sa ibabaw sa langit nga mura ug Krus na dako?
Tatay: Baw linti ka na bata ano gali na tun-an mo sa iskwelahan nyo?
Anak: Ano gani na tay??!!
Tatay: Amo na ginatawag na Temprano!! :)

TAWO: Padre, nganong naa man ka'y daghan hinayhay nga bra, panty, ug blouses? Naa ka'y asawa?
PARI: Sus! Kung and inyong limos ug amot ra ang akong saligan, dili ko mabuhi. Nanglabada ko no!!!!!!!!!

Sa hospital…
Mrs: Dok, komosta na man ang akong bana? binisaya nga joke, visayan jokes, visayan joke
Dok: Amoa na gyod giputol ang iyang tiil ug kamot.
Mrs: Ha? Dok, dili nako madawat!
Dok: Joke, joke, joke! Patay na bitaw uy.

Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato! (Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!

SA H0SPITAL...
Doktor: Mrs. kinahanglan na jud samentuhon ang tiil sa imong anak! grabe na ang diperensya!
Mrs: Hala oi! mga pila kaha ka sako dok kay palit na ko hardware? Karon dayon aron mauga na ugma.
Anak: Nay oi! pakauwaw ra man ka! sagulan pa gani ug balas!
Doktor: ayaw kalimti ang hollow block ha!!

MRS.: Sir,pwede ko manawagan s akong bna s radyo? Gidala among lima ka anak.
ANNOUNCER:Go ahed,Mrs!
MRS.:Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bta,usa ra imo ana!He


bisaya jokes, bisaya joke Hehehehehe

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