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Friday, March 14, 2008

Itik, smoke belching and amerikana bisaya jokes

Lalake: Dong, mabaw ning suba?
Bata: Oo nong!
Lalake: (nilukso sa suba) Pisti tabang! Kalalum, ingon ka dong mabaw!
Bata: Mabaw bitaw nong nitabok gani ang itik ganina!

Mag Uyab:

nag-istoryahanay sila ug dugay ug taod taod nihilum silang duha ug niingon si babae.
Girl: nihilom lagi ka, ngano man?
Boy: nihilom lang!
Girl: unsa diay imong gihuna-huna?
Boy: akong gihuna huna? pareho lang sa imong gihuna-huna.
Girl: Aaaaaaaay Bastos...


AMERIKANA

Juan: Bay Pedro, pananglitan kung ikaw ug usa ka amerikana nasaag sa lasang. Unya diha’y mga igorot nga nagukod ninyo. Sa daplin sa sapa, nakakita ka ug sakayan. Pero, usa ra ka pasahero ang masulod aning sakayana.. Unsa ma’y buhaton nimo? bisaya joke

Pedro: Aw, biyaan na lang nakong amerikana, Bay. Bahala na’g unsa kagwapa nang Amerikanaha na. Luwason nako akong kaugalingon. Ikaw, Bay unsa may buhaton nimo?

Juan: Bugo ka man diay, Bay. Akong isul-ob ang amerikana una ko mosakay sa sakayan.



GUWAPO

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss. binisaya joke
Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.
Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz
Customer: Unya ang front view?
Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

EGYPT

Maestra: Miguel, where is Egypt? bisaya jokes
Miguel: Egypt is parked across the street.


Asawa: Hon, bisan taas na imong edad, nakapaanak pa ka.
Bana: Super engine gud ni
Asawa: Ipa check-up na.
Bana: Ngano man?
Asawa: Smoke belching! Itom kaayong bata.


hahahahahaha joke joke joke

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