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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

pirata, itlog o iti jokes

Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy kaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.
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anak: mama mama dili nako mokaun og itlog kay manimaho ko og iti ingon atong silingan
mama: motoo man ka nila na botbot mana
anak: tinood no na mama
mama: so og mukaon ka og itlog manimaho ka og iti,so kaon nalang iti para maniho ka og itlog
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si danilo niadto sa simbahan kay magpabunyag sa iya anak.

danilo: padre, magpabunyag ko sa akong anak
pari: unsay may gusto mong pangalan sa imong anak
danilo: toyota, dre.
pari: di na mahimo, ngan nag awto.
danilo: mercedes, lagi dre ngan man nag awto mahimo man.
pari: o sigi sugot ko pero unsa may gusto nimong ibendita nato sa imong anak , crudo o gasolina?


hehehehheehe

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