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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Ikaw Pilipino Kon 2

21.Kon ikaw muingon gayud ug "excuse me" dala duko ug duha ka kamot ???? lisud mani ibinisaya uy..with your hands together infront samtang gaagi sa tunga sa duha katawo o atubangan sa TV.
22. Kon ang imong "middle name" iya sa imong inahan. bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisaya joke
23. Kon ang imong gusto puro "state side" o "imported".
24. Kon imong ginatan-aw ug una asang dapita hinimo ang "T shirt" bag-o nimo palitun.
25. Kon imong ginahalay nimo imong nilabhan ug paugahan.

26. Kon ikaw makapungko or "squat" ug ang siko gadapt sa imong tuhod.
27. Kon ikaw sige ug kaulahi sa schedule ug mga trenta ka minutos.
28. Kon ikaw muhald gayud ug pagkaon sa tanang bisita.
29. Kon ang kasilyas o banyo sa imo "confort room" imbis "bathroom".
30. Kon ikaw magaingon ug "take out" imbis "to go"

31. Kon ikaw magainong "open" o "close the light".
32. Kon ikaw magaingon ug "pentel pen" o "ball Pen" imbis "pen" lang.
33. Kon ikaw mupalit o mangayo ug "colgate" ibis "toothpaste"
34. Kon ang "refrigerator" ref o pridyider sa imo.
35. Kon ikaw magaingon kodakan imbis "take a picture"

36. Kon ikaw maga-order ug macdonalds imbis hamboorjer (hamburger).
37. Kon ikaw mutubag ug ha imbis unsa.
38. Kon ikaw manawag sa pagsyagit ug "hoy"
39. Kon ikaw mutubag kon ikaw gisyagitan ug "hoy"
40. Kon ikaw mulingi kon dunay nisitsit "psssssst!"


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7 comments:

Kiriko_kir/ko said...

ayos bai! nahimuot ko nga nagbasa sa imong mga gipanulat diri, ok kayo creative gyud mga bisaya ba? heheh. actually i also have one but its more on the realities of life and day to day survival. kung baga sa music or sa movie lain ang genre sa akoa. matsala bai.

macoy said...

hahahhha great....salamat sa pagbisita bai..

Anonymous said...

salamat kaau sa pagsulat nimo aning makalingaw na mga jokes maskig layo ko krn sa akong pamilya ug homesick ko nw,nahimo ko nimo mapakatawa tanx kaau pre!unta padayon ka sa pagsulat aning mga bisaya nga mga jokes para makahatag ka ug kalingawan sa mga taong naga mug ot lng kanunay..hehehehe

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