Wednesday, December 19, 2007

binisaya joke ra jud ni si Pakyaw ba

MALIPAYONG PASKO SA INYONG TANAN... Merry Christmas to you all..

mga amigo, amiga I will have to take a break from blogging for a short time. Mao ni siguro akong last nga posting this year. So see you guys next year and thank you for being a part of my's a picture of our "Pambansang kamao for you"...ambot ngano kani akong napili nga picture but joke joke joke lang.... murag mao ra ni akong nakit an nga binisaya gayud ba...para ngisi lang japun tang tanan sa atong pag celebrate sa Pasko ug sa atong pakigbisog napud sa bag-ong tuig nga umaabot.....

Monday, December 10, 2007

Trivia not bisaya jokes

Yes, no bisaya jokes. Trivia are always very interesting sa ako..they tickle my's some sent to me through email..kung asa jud ni gikan di ko kabalo...

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


Friday, December 7, 2007

Bisaya jokes again!

Teban : dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inum nakug tuba, pero kung libre gani dili
Doktor : ah kabalo nako ana, nipis imong BAGA, pero BAGA IMONG NAWONG
Bisaya to english:

PEDRO;bay Juan,onsay english sa IRO nga naligsan?
JUAN: IRO nga naligsan?kowan bay,DOG-MOK
PEDRO:sa iring nga naligsan bay?
PEDRO:sa baboy nga naligsan unsa man sad?
TITSER: Pedro, 1+3?
PEDRO: 4 mam!
TITSER: Very good! ikaw juan 33x61?
JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisud na gani ako dayon ang pangutan-on. Pabor2x. Abseni nalang ko oi!
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Dear Pedro;

Dong pedro ang Nido nga none Fat milk ang ipadala sunod, kay nagkalibang (LBM) imong
Tatay sa Nivea nga Moisturizing milk.

TEACHER:How many liters does a Coke litro have?
PUPIL: Four liters ma'am!
TEACHER: Are you sure?
PUPIL: Yes ma'am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and
Liter E!
Tulume: Bindisyoni ako padre kay ako makakasala.
Pari: Unsa man nang imong sala?
Tulume: Nangawat ko ug lima ka hiniktang igtataring manok padre.
Pari: Ah...mag-ampo ka ug lima ka Amahan Namo
Tulume: Padre. waloon na lang nako ka Amahan Namo
Pari: Ngano man iho?
Tulume: Tua pa man guy tulo sweater-hatch ra ba to pang derby ako balikan unyang gabii......
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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Trillanes jokes (not bisaya jokes)

Somebody emailed me this and I am just posting this here to share it with you..

According to the jokes, the top 10 reasons for Trillanes and company to pack up were:

* Not even his mother joined them;
* Oakwood had a better lobby;
* CNN was not there to cover it;
* The hotel had run out of ice cubes;
* The APC’s were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot;
* Trillanes realized being tear gassed was not part of his mandate as senator;
* (former vice president Teofisto Jr.) Guingona thought it was an anti-Erap, or pro-Erap pardon rally;
* Cool surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes;
* Trillanes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but because of him; and
* Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed.

On the other hand, the top 10 reasons Trillanes and company should have gone to Victoria Court instead were: (bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya joke, bisayan joke, bisayan jokes, binisaya)

* They were only gonna stay for a ‘short time’ anyway;
* Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard **confessions;
* They could have wet the towels in the Jacuzzi to combat tear gas;
* There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons;
* It always has more people than Manila Pen;
* The APC won’t know which garage to park;
* The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party;
* ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup;
* ‘What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court’; and
* It’s a good place to get screwed.


Sunday, December 2, 2007

hehehehe binisaya ra jud

if you are looking for more bisaya jokes just go to the archives there are some more jokes in there. If you don't know where that is it is just to your right just below the web messages.

anyway here's two pictures I just want to share to you bisaya jud kaayo ni..

The first one is a common bisaya english misteyk...hehehehehehe....mga draybers ang tama nga spelling is DISABLED...dili kay disable...ok....binisaya joke, bisaya jokes, bisayan jokes, bisayan joke, binisaya jokes

The other picture is the stupid Pinoy gentlemanness that just ticks me off everytime I see it done. Hoy dili intawon gentelmanness ang mudala sa ladies' handbag to help...nahimo na hinuon mo murag bayot ana goodness....unless it is a big travel bag...and ladies handbags or purses are suppose to be your personal fashion accessory dili kay ang lalake ang mudala ana...asus!...and also it is your personal stuff....keep your personal things with you and your own....these are the reason why I think pinoy gentlemanness is stupid when it comes to handbags....

Thursday, November 29, 2007

old Bisaya jokes pero lingaw japun

Thank you for visiting my blog...It's a joy for me to have you smile a bit...thanks for the short encouraging messages. hinaut na lingaw gayud kamo sa pag-agi ngari...Salamat

Mga Way klarong pangutana nga waYi ayu ang tubag:

1. nikaon naka?
-busog pa ko
2. naa imo mama, day?
-nganu man?
3. unsa taym imo klac?
-unya pa...
4. asa mo gikan tol?
-nagstroll lang tol
5. gi unsa nimog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nganu wala ka gahapon?
-absent ko
7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gusto mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nimo gusto?
9. asa naka?
-padung na!

Hahahahaha wa jud klaro! pero tinuod baya ni..bisaya jokes, bisayan jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya joke, bisaya jokes
Anak; Unsay escalator, Tay ?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.
Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan saka kanaog.
Anak: Calculator, Tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay

2 ka misis nangamote…
misis1: mahinumdon gyug ko sa ITLOG sa
akong BANA aning KAMOTEHA.
misis 2: sa KADAK-ON?

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Saturday, November 24, 2007

bisaya nga way ulo

Dili ni bisaya joke ha. I was going through pictures a few days ago sa office and I noticed this one from the company outing we had a few months ago. post nako diri. Di ba sa mga sine ang tawong way ulo sa picture dimalas? ambot lang ani. Gi crop lang nako ning picture para dili maapil sa picture isa sa among boss. Anyway just found this picture a bit eerie..tama ang word? Nanimbawot gamay akong balahibo pagkakita nako ani hehehehehe tungod lang siguro sa mga sine. This is no bisayan joke ha and i am not making fun of anybody.

Salamat diay sa mga amigo ug amiga nga wala ko kaila. Thank you for visiting and viewing my blOg. I really appreciate it.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Gamay nga bisaya joke


1) ASPECT / Pangbuak sa yelo
2) CITY / Bag-o mag-otso
3) DEDUCT / Ang itik
4) DEFEAT / Ang tiil
5) DEPOSIT / Ang gripo
6) DETAIL / Ang ikog
7) DEVASTATION / Stasyonan ug bus
8) EFFORT / Tugpahanan ug eroplano
9) PERSUADING / Unang kasal
10) DEPRESS / Pari
11) PREDICATE / Buhian ang iring
12) PROTESTANT / Tindahan ug prutas
13) STATUE / Ikaw ba na?

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Why no bisaya jokes

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Just to let you see the workplace i got..mao ni ang akong gamay nga lugar for 8 hours a night, 40 hours a week, sa office...kinsa puy di mawad-an ug joke ani bisaya jokes .hahahahaha....mao ni usahay ba ang makapaluya nako..imagine ikaw galingkod diha ang kaatubang nimo computer monitor, ang program open office and you type and type articles and sent it through email...mao ra na, every night 5 times a week...asus kinsa ba diay dili mapul an ani...hahahhahaano bisaya joke .

i love the work but its the monotomy that i hate....duna pa jud mga "people up there" nga dili kasabot ug ang gipangita kay ang sayop sa uban and are happy making the lives of others miserable hahahahaha...ngano kaha dunay ani nga mga tawo no...unta kay sila tua sa taas nga position ilang pag-atimanun ang mga tawo nila ug tarong...pakataw un, pakaunon hahahahaha ug dayeg gamay...ang nakasabot paghilom ha...ang wala kasabot sori lang jud...bisaya joke no more...

aw by the way tan awa ang pictures and you will see the wires all over my cubicle if you still can call it a cubicle...daghan kaayo wires sa taas sa monitor sa ubos sa likod...usahay mahadlok ko kay wires sa kuryente, sa internet ug computer nagsagul...basi kalit lang sunog na mao jud na karon....

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

No joke at all, no bisaya joke

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I am sitting right now infront of the monitor in the office. It's 10:06pm....and whewww! It's a long way to my this is no joke at all, no bisaya joke this time. Kapoy man diay ang manarabaho sa gabii. Abi nako niadto ok siya pero lisud diay. Lisud kay mabali and kinabuhi, ang adlaw mahimong gabii ang gabii mahimong adlaw. Lisud kay samtang mata ka ug gapaningkamot ang tanan gakatulog ug hagok pa., pagkatulog nimo aw maayo kung makatulog ka pa kay perte namang banha-a sa kalibutan kay mata na ang tanan.

Ginasulat aw ginatype diay nako ni kay murag gikapoy naman ko sa akong trabaho uy. Tired not of the work load, but tired because of the lifestyle it has started for me. Tired of doing the same things every night. 8 hours infront of the computer monitor everynight I guess will make you feel like I do now. NO bisaya joke!

I found out too that I am really a day person. Dili intawon ko katulog kaayo sa adlaw. Sa opisina sa buntag pag abot sa haring adlaw mura na man ko maenergize pero sa trabaho mura jud intaawon ko gitorture, katulugon ko sige.

Unsa mani uy no joke gayud ni mga igsuun. No bisaya jokes. Type nako ni diri para I will be relieve a little. I just need to voice these out.

Salamat diay sa mga regular readers sa akong blog...i can't imagine that theres more than a thousand views! thanks a lot... hope you would leave messages as well para pud dili migaw ang blog...hehehehehehhe Anyway thank you again folks... You have a good day and a good night!

You can also visit the other blogs I have..its right on your right side in the links list... Salamat mga igsuun...

Friday, November 9, 2007

bisaya jokes

* Usaka bisaya miadto sa Manila- BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito. TINDERA: Anong lemoncito? BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!
* TEACHER: give me a tag question. PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she? TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong. PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?
* TEACHER: Class what are the different colors of bananas? Juan: Mam! Mam! brown! TEACHER: Tanga! May brown ba na saging? Juan: Ay op kors mam! Nilung-ag diay?
* KANO: (gisumbag ang pinoy ug nahayang) Take it easy men, take it easy!PINOY: (mibakod ug mibalos. Nahayang ang kano) Kisikisi men! Kisikisi!
* Customer: Day, kape. Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba. Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na? Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina. Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina!
* Juan: (gikan sa iskwelahan) Tay, akong mga klasmeyt puro zero. Amahan: Hahaha! Ka-brayt jud sa akong anak. Unya ikaw dong? Juan: Aw palupig ba diay ko? Zero pud!
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Bisaya/Pinoy/Tagalog Jokes

Diay duha ka joke nga mura gayud pud ko nabuang sa pagbasa...katawa na lang ta. I have been pre-occupied lately with a few things. One of which is being anxious about desiring to have a major change in my life. Perte seryosoha no, maayo ni kay wala na gayud ko lain mapost diri except these. Hope you'll have a liki in your head for a moment heehehehehehehehehe

Isa ka ulitawo ang nabuang ug gidala sa Mental hospital diha sa Bajada. Gakatawa ug ga hagikgik siya nga way undang. Syempre bag-ong sulod sa hosspital gi-interbyu siya sa Doktor.

"Reny ang ngalan doktor. Adunahan among pamilya. Ang tinuod aduna koy kaluha. hapit wala walay kalainan among nawong. tungod lagi ani pati sa eskwelahan kon duna mi test sya ang ga test para nako.

Galingu-lingo ang Doktor. Sa iying hunahuna murag dili man buang ang ulitawo.

"kas-a gani doktor, nakigsinumbagay siya sa usa ka dapit ug ako ang gikulong. Ang dili nako makalimtan kay aduna koy gelpren nga gihigugma gayud nako, ang nahitabo siya ang nag-tanan sa akong gelpren, kay abi sa akong gelpren siya ako."

"Ngano man nga murag lipay man kaayo ka karon Reny? Ang pangutana sa doktor."

"hahahahahahha, lipay ko doktor kay sa niaging semana nakabalus nako, namatay ko ug siya ang gilubong! hahahahahahahahahaha!"


Dear Mr. Maayo,

Please excuse my son, Dean Gikan, for being absent in your class because his brother got sick; her mother cannot attend to him due to the fact that the father went to Manila to call his sister who is a nurse but who was sent to a seminar in Cagayan de Oro; so the father decided to call his mother but she was on vacation in Baguio because her granddaughter joined a field trip; finally, the father came home to look for another helper but the helper eloped because her former boyfriend married another.

Thank you very much. Your kind consideration will be highly and deeply solicited.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Gita Gikan


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Saturday, November 3, 2007

Pinoy Joke / Praying for 10 Pesos

Praying for 10 Pesos

Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.

Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."

Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".

Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".

__boy balakubak
London, UK

This truly says a lot about our Filipino values and perspective of things and people around us. Katw-anankay siguro it is true pero at the same time disappointing kay dunay maot nga side. Is this how it is to be Filipino?

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Barangay Election

Election karong adlawa para sa mga barangay. Ambot unsa nangihitabo. Wala ko nagboto. One reason is I don't know the people to vote for. Maybe I just didn't make the effort of knowing them. Ug usa pa wala jud ko gaboto sa mga barangay elections sukad kay murag wala jud ko nakita nga pagbag-o sa among purok uy. Naa man ko sa saubdivision puyo unya sa mga subdivision murag walay mga projects kaayo gina una man gud ang mga purok nga medyo gakalisud.

Nganong kana ang picture diri karon? Sa Dencias na..kaon ko lugaw ug lumpia. Wala jud ko lain mabutang. I didn't go out to take pictures because I really am not interested at all. Sorry na lang jud. Hinaut nga ang election makahatag na ug pagbag-o pati sa among purok, diri banda sa terminal. Murag gakahinglan man pud mi ug mga dalan nga dili bahaon uy. Boto ko unyang sunod Barangay election kung matuman aning bag-ong mga opisyal kaning mga problema sa purok. Asus! post gayud uy....
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Ginagmay nga Panginabuhi

Kung ikaw mag sige ug net, maayo pa imong himuan ug paagi nga ikaw makapanginabuhi ginagmay. Bahala na ginagmay basta kanunay. Ang gagmay padulong sa dinagko. Kung ikaw 3 ka oras gadula sa net sa imong 1.5 ka minuto mahimo kang makakwarta ug $.03 hangtud $5. Maayo na na kaysa naglingkod ka, nalingaw ka ug tulo ka oras pero buslot ang bulsa.

Sige na, to get to my point. is a PTC thing. That's pay to click. Yes, bayran mo para magclick..oo ikaw ang magclick ug bayaran ka. You register for free and you get to have the chance to click on ads as they are available and earn from $.01 to $5 a click. They pay through checks. They deduct the $3 for shipping fee. The least amount for pay out is $10. I have started to earn already I have earned $15 already in just a few days.

If you think this is a scam, make a query in the net and look for clixsense .com. Well this is for you ug kanatong tanan, kung gusto ka manginabuhi ug ginagmay pero kanunay hala click diri sa link na ni click! click! click!

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Komiks nga balasahon (comics)

pinoy komiks-picture 1Kung ikaw natawo sa 70s malingaw gayud ka sa pagbalik sa mga komiks nga hastang lingawa. I was looking around a gas station depo and I found the newly published comics of old. hahahahahaahhha Namalit intawon ko. naLingaw kaayo ko. Tag 10 pesos ang isa. but you know what these are (komiks)the reading materials where I practiced reading. Ginaparentahan pa na kaniadto sa among bukid. Tag 5 centavos isa. Diha nako nabasa ang storya ni Biag ni Lam-ang ug mga Filipino myths and legends.

I admire Carlo J. Caparas for having these Pinoy Comics back because one thing is Filipinos are not fond of reading anymore. There is a major decline in reading that's why murag wala gayud ta nga mga Filipino, although we do excel in some things pero sa akong pagtan-aw murag in terms of reading wala na ulahi na ta.

Unta kaning mga komiks makahatag ug balik nga interest sa mga Pinoy nga magbasa and once again create dreams while reading. Ang mga komiks is where I met lastikman, darna, butiking pasay and other pinoy heroes. It's with these comics that my imagination as a kid was enhancedand my simple dreams were created. Hala sige basa na mo...ang uban ma cheapan sila sa pinoy komiks...pero ato ni bai! Ato gayong suportahan ug maayo baya ni nga balasahon. Way Kurat!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Bisaya Jokes

Sa tawo nga nire-quest na pud nga magpost ko ug maga jokes dia na imong request. Dili baya ni akong mga bisaya jokes ha. gikan ni sa Ug kinsa man ang tag-iya ani mananghid nako daan are some bisaya jokes for lang ang link kung gusto pa mo ug daghan nga bisaya jokes....


Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!
Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!!


Bata: Nay, unsay atong sud-an?
Inahan: Christmas tree ug lansang, Dong.
Bata: Ha, christmas tree ug lansang?
Inahan: Kamunggay ba, nga gisubakan ug buwad bulinaw


Bata: Kinsay mas brayt Pa, ang Amerikano o Pilipino?
Amahan: Mas brayt ang Amerikano Dong, kay ang mga bata didto sa Amerika, gagmay pa gani, maayo na kaayo mo-ininglis.


Caloy: Doc, unsa man nga kada gabii damgohon man ko nga NBA player kuno ko. Ako ang point guard sa Lakers.
Doctor: Buweno, tagaan tika ug reseta aron dili ka na damgohon.
Caloy: Ayaw lang sa Doc kay championship ron namong gabii.


Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?
Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.
Daga: Nganong init man?
Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!


Anak: Nay, pirme lang kong sugsugon sa akong mga classmates nga anak kuno ko sa liking kawayan: Kinsa man ang akong amahan, Nay?
Inahan: Wa gayud ko kahibalo, Dong, kay puwerteng ngitngita adtong gabhiona.


MC: Unsa'y kantahon nimo, Miss?
Contestant: Inday.
MC: Inday? Wala may kanta nga "Inday."
Contestant: Naa uy! Katong kang Whitney Houston'g kanta ba nga "INDAAAAY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

To Henchcute: thank you for your continued support hahahahahaha murag endorser hahahaha

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Saturday, October 6, 2007

My Feet (Akong tiil)

binisaya- picture feetmao ni akong mga tiil. Ambot ani uy murag wala na ko lain mapost ba. But anyway, these are my feet. This picture was taken because of boredom. Last week I had to go to the hospital and had my lab and physical check up. Pinoys always tell to come back at this certain time and kung naa naka didto wala pay tawo and you have to at least wait for 30 minutes to whatever time they told you. They call it pinoy time or Filipino time. I HATE FILIPINO TIME! IT SUCKS! To my fellow pinoy don't you just get it? Pinoy time is not good at all. It is stupid to be proud of this and say this is our culture. This may be our culture but it really is one of the things that we should change. Lalim ka naghulat ko ug about 3 hours just to have a 15 minute session with the Doctor. Kinsa puy dili maglagot ug magkagot ana! So, sa boredom gikodakan na lang nako akong tiil.

Naa pa koy isa nga napansin. Sa hospital I waited with a bunch of other people having their physical check up for immigration purposes. They all were dressed like they are going to the party, while ako naka shorts and naka tsinelas. Garbo kaayo ang pinoy uy. Dili man sa panaway ba pero usahay ang pinoy dili na magtsinelas kay dili daw appropriate. My goodness! Sa atong kultura ang pagtiniil ug pagtsinelas intawon ang appropriate sa atong klima ug panginabuhi. Duna pay nag jacket ug maong, my goodness! I mean this guy used it not because the aircon was full blast. He used it even when he went out. Intrigero kaayo no..pero do you find that absurd? and stupid...adto mo sa uban nasud di ba simple baya intawon sila kaayo. You ask me how I know? I lived for 4 years outside the pacific ocean...hhahahahahaha..kidding aside I have lived for 3 years somewhere in North America and 1 year in South Korea..and I can say sobra ra jud ta kaarte nga mga pinoy and sometimes makaingon ko nga inappropriate jud ang uban nga butang natong ginabuhat diri... nag yawyaw si ondoy....Bow! kana lang....hehehehe

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Wala ko kasabot!

binisaya -MY PICTURESWala jud ko kasabot aning format sa mga picture..nagbuot-buot ang computer. Anyway, these are pictures requested by some of my fans sa abroad ahahaaaaaaaaaaaay! Sige they wanted to see daw things that they miss ngek! samot ug kamingaw ani karon...sige o diara...buko juice, fruit juice ni Ondoy, papaya, singkamas, mangga nga naa bagoong, pirated DVD hehehehehehe unahan pa ang mga sinehan ana...suki nako na nga maranao somewhere in DAvao hahahahaha..

Durian...aguy...perteng bahoa...ambot taga davao man unta ko but I never ate Durian...anyway 25 pesos na lang, lansones the same mura pud, rambutan and many more fruits diri sa Davao barato gayud...naunsa maning mga picture uy...nag katag!

binisaya-my picture2

Wala jud ko kasabot aning format ba...gakatag ang pictures....asa na ta?
Here some more pictures pancake ni Inday nga yellow kaayo and mantikaon pero lami ra japun..toron mo diha, mais ni manang nga napurdoy sa last two hahahahahaha nasuko baya na siya pag kodak nako niya kay wala daw siya kapanudlay hahahahahaha

perteng kataga jud ani ba...Ang uban gaingon nga gagmay daw kaayo akong mga picture...intawon just click on the picture so you can view a bigger view ahheehehehehe

Samuka jud aning mga picture ba sige ug sibog! hala uy...just for you fans sa abroad!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Lahi ra jud!

Last weekend I went around the city with a very close friend. Nagsuroy-suroy lang. Instead of the mall walk we usually do, we decided to go walking in one of the the old streets of Davao City, San Pedro street. I just took some pictures of what we saw while walking. Here are some of them. I will post the pictures that are a little off the usual. Something we can call "lahi ra jud".

The first is a picture of "Manang Sorbetera". It is suppose to be "Mamang Sorbetero". Di ba kanta mani? If you are born on the 70s I guess you would know. Ana nako kadugay diri sa kalibutan..hahahahahahaha

Now, here's another. We saw this three young men selling junk. Murag gikan sa isa ka nasunog nga tindahan sa relo. They were selling not so damaged wrist watches. One of the guys was squatting doing the repairs, the other is watching over the goods and the other was doing the marketing. He was shouting, "O dies na lang, dies na lang" They were selling it P10 - P15 each. If you look closely you would even see burned plastic casings of the watches. Lahi ra jud. Only in the Philippines. click on the picture to have a better view.

Now, kani makalingaw. This is manong with his "Sunday Cobra's oil", an all around medicinal oil for minor and major skin disorders including soriasis (psoriais). Laban mo? He had a real cobra with him. He even got his cellphone number written down for special orders and complaints...hehehehehe professional kaayo. click on the second picture and look bottom right. So, if you want relief form panuhut to bahog ilok, bahog tiil, buyag-buyag sa hangin, buyag buyag sa engkanto, sakit sa tulo, rayuma, kurikong, buog sa dalunggan (di ba dalunggan man jud ang buog? Asa pa diay ang uban nga buog?) Asus, ako na hinuon ang na-ignorante..hubag hubag, kaspa, almoranas ug uban pa...hay It's not just for skin diseases's for a lot of ailments. He has this bottle where the oil comes from (second picture right side behind the list). I looked into it closely and saw a bunch of cobra skin. yay! kahadlok! mao daw na ang ihaplas-haplas. Yay! Sus Ginoo! But you know what, some people bought the oil!!!! Lahi ra jud!!!

It was a real treat for me. I know some of you would not relate, kay mga sosyal naman. Ang uban sa inyo even are afraid to walk around. Mga elitista kaayo mo uy! hahhahhaa joke lang pero tinuod...hehehehe....But you know these are what we can call our own. This is our way of life. These are the things that make us Filipinos. Why don't YOU spend one afternoon walking around with the ordinary people. It's good. It's fun. It would keep your feet on the ground and keep you in touch with who are.


Saturday, September 22, 2007

Kamo nay mo connect

Complain, complain, complain! Usahay when you hear people keep on complaining makairita. Makairita because it takes the good away. Complaining is a normal tendency for us as humans because we never seem to be satisfied. Gusto nato things and people have to be the way we would like them to be. Gamay lang nga diperensya complain na. Dili ing-ani ang kinabuhi. Kung sige lang ka complain maypa mamatay na lang. Wala gayud kay madungog nga complain from the dead. Mao ra na karon...baw! hahahahha I have something else read on.
Three friends died in a car accident and upon their arrival in heaven, they were all asked, "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first man: I would like to hear them say, That I was a great doctor and a great family man.

The second man: I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.

The third man: I would like to hear them say, "LOOK! HE"S MOVING!"

hahahahahaa ni connect ba sa first paragraph? Ambut uy! But anyway, to be dead is better than to keep on complaining even about small things. Maypamatay! hahahahahaa kamo na bahala mo connect uy...murag wa jud ko sa maayong panghunahuna karon hehehehe

Thank you for those who regularly visit this blog site. I really do appreciate it. Please visit my other blogsite if you really can't relate because of the bisayan language. Click here the nth time and go to my other site.

Friday, September 21, 2007


Murag karong mga panahuna wala gyud ko mahunahunaan nga ipost diri ba. Na experience na ba na ninyo? Dili kay ugok ko o unsa man, kanang murag wala lang gyud mga panghitabo nga worth writing or telling about ba. Kinabuhi murag routine na lang nga you have to go along with.

(mga 10 minutes after)

Murag drama sa radio! Mali ko. Bawiun nako akong gisulat una. I made a title kanina ing-ani, "Empty!!!?, but I change it to "Empty?" . This is so because I just realized something. Life can never be empty. Routine siguro sa akong panan-aw but I just realized that this state of mine now( i hope temporary lang) murag nakapahuway ko ug maayo. Usahay libog ang tawo. Kon daghan problema reklamo, kung wala puy nahitabo reklamo gihapon. Ay ambot. Basta sa pagkakaron, maayo kay murag empty akong hunahuna.

Kay just imagine to write articles of the same topic for a week that's about max nako 23-25 articles, aguy maughan gayud akong utok uy. Maayo ni karon kay nakapahuway akong utok maskin sa pipila lang ka oras sa isa ka adlaw. Siguro empty akong hunahuna pero duna pa man lain nga butang nga nahitabo, for instance ang sweldo nisulod karong adlawa. O di datu napud sa isa ka adlaw! hahahahahaha o karong gabii i will meet akong mga office mates nga hard working gayud kaayo. That's worth something di ba? uy tan-awa ba! Murag taas-taas na ni ba....

hahahaha testing daw tes...AOV Outsourcing Services..... hahahahahaha joke joke joke! isa pa jud AOV Philippine outsourcing...ngek!!!! kapoy uy.... naugahan na gani akong utok apil-apil pa ko asus! Kamo na lang...i will rejoice with you na lang kung daug mo or madaug-daug mo....bwahahahahahahaha isa pa jud Outsource to the Philippines AOV.....hahahahahahaa joke! toink! blag!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Joke Time

Murag kulang ra gyud ko ug tulog karong semanaha ba. Wala koy mahunahunaan nga ipost. Hala kay pinoy man ta, ngisi ta. Bilib ko sa Pinoy kay bisan nagkslisud na sa kinabuhi mungisi ra gihapon.


Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?

Magaling Kumanta

Mahilig kumanta ang asawa ni Pedro kaya't sumali sa Church Choir. Tuwing mag-papa practice ang Misis sa bahay, bigla naman lalabas ng bahay si Pedro. Dahil dito, medyo nag tampo ang Misis kaya't kinausap ang asawa.

Misis: Pedro, Ano ba ang nangyayari? Hindi mo ba gusto ang boses ko?
Pedro: Honey, "I love your singing", pero gusto ko lang na malaman ng mga kapit bahay natin na hindi kita sinasaktan pag kumakanta ka!!

Buddy Escurel, Odok, Gubat, Sor.

KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge c Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!



ANAK: Tay, paliti ko bi ug Jucyfruwet
TATAY: anak, dili magbinulok, dili man na jucyfruwet
ANAK: unsa man diay na tay??


APO: Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw?
LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO: ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO: ingon mn gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol

unsaon na lang kaha kung giingnan si Lolo nga likayan ang hotdog.....

bwahahahahahahahahaha ! HAhahahahahahahaha! Hehehehehehehehe!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

The Old and New

Here are pictures I took again just a few days ago. Basi na notice na ninyo why I always post pictures here. Well, I kinda love pictures. Kanang pictures nga dili professional nag take ba. Kanang kuha lang sa mga maniniyot ug mga kodaker. hehehehehehe

The first nga picture is a picture of paglambo nga nakamit sa Davao City. It has progressed more than any other cities in Mindanao and there is a clash between the old and the new. Some of the old are gone or are slowly forgotten or even modified like morality...and mangabit karon uso na hahahahahaha ug kana pud buntis nga 16 year old pa uso pud.

The 2nd two pictures are cars. Volks sus perteng daana..if you look closely kanang beetle has a kawayan on its roof tapos tali each end actually holding the bumper to its place...same siguro sa likod. A picture of the old na uy... tapos da jip nga only in the pHilippines, cheap but not environmentally friendly...of the old pud pero dili kaayo old..

The 4th picture is one of the lingering old pinoy life...ang isa is the famous sidewalk piniritong liug pako ulo panit ug lawas sa manok...kalami pero sus murag nagsalom na sa mantika...lami na if you are not concerned about cholesterol and if you want to die young! The next, the ever loved pan de sal de motor pa jud..hahahaha tag dos na pero lami itusnob sa kape unya idungan sa bulad..kalami!

The last is the ever present problem we Filipinos have, the problem of poverty...Ambot unta no when we say progress unta tanan pati ang mga walay balay mahatagan balay, ug ang tanan nga kabus mahatagan ug chansa nga mulambo pud ang you call this progress?

Monday, September 3, 2007

Pagkaanindot (Beautiful)

Just wanted to share pictures again of DAVAO through the eyes of an ordinary person with a cellphone.

Kani bukana ni sa bankerohan may agro

kani a view of mount tan-aw ko soccer game ani sa agro japun

Kani sa baywalk, tiilan ni David

bolton bridge from the agro

kani is a very unusual color...pababa na ang adlaw ani pero sa opposite side....i just took a picture of it kay medyo curious lang ko how come it has that color when ang adlaw sa pikas ninaug...reflection siguro no?

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Bisayan jokes

These are bisayan jokes. I won't translate them because hhhhhmmmm ambot unsaon pagingon ug "mawala ang impact sa joke"? Sorry for those who can't understand bisaya.

Food for the rich
: SUTUKIL- sugba, tula , kilaw
Food for the poor: GIPUSIL- ginamos pug-an sili
Food for the very poor: GITOOK- ginamos gitongtongan sa OK-Ok!


kung ang kugmo tam-is na-a kay sakit nga DIABETES
kung ang kugmo aslom na-a kay sakit sa KIDNEY
kung ang kugmo parat na-a kay sakit sa ATAY
kung ang kugmo imong TILAWAN na-a kay sakit sa UTOK!

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

BOTYOK: mama-ak ba ni inyong IRO nang?
NANG BERTULDA: Loy , dugay na gyud ko nagpuyo ning kalibutan...wala pa gyud ko
kadungog nga dunay IRO nga MANUMBAG.

MAESTRO: TEBAN use deduct, defense, defeat and detail in a sentence.
TEBAN: sus sir kasayon ra ana!
TEBAN: Deduct jump over defense,defeat first then detail!

Mga Bisaya'y di ko maintindihan. Inglis nang isda -- pis; nang mukha -- pis; nang pandikit -- pis; nang kapayapaan -- pis; tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatera -- Pis I or pis II.

Lawyer examining a witness on a vehicle accident: Where were you sitting when the impact came?
Court interpreter to witness: Asa ka man naglingkod sa pag-abot sa impakto?

kontes sa bangis nga iro
Dunay international kontest sa pinakabangis nga IRO,
Dunay dagko german sheeperd, ang americano nag dala police
dog, ang uban hunting dogs. Dagko kaayo ug mga kadena kay
molugnot man sa kaisog. Ang ulahi gitawag pilipino, bisaya kaaju.
May dala siyang IRO gisulod sa tangkal, niwang ang IRO ug

Gibuhian ang mga IRO aron mag-away, patyanay. Gihurot
pagpamaak ang uban nga iro sa bisayang iro. Hasta ang mga
tawo gipang-gukod kay pama-akon. Champion si Pinoy.
Gi-Pangutana: Bai unsa man nang klaseha imo IRO nga mangtas
man kaayo ? ? ? ? mopalit ko ingon niana bloodline .
Tubag ni Bai : " I R O N G B U A N G " nyaaaaaahhh ! ! !

Husband (hubog) : Darling , atong CR ba, Morag gi-abat!?
Wife : Ngano man?
Husband: Kay kada abli nako sa door, mosiga man ang suga.
Wife: Animal ka!! Ikaw diay nangihi sa pridyeder!!

maestra: karon mag study ta ug spanish.......ang "bata" sa spanish "nino".........ang
"dalaga".........."bonita".......dayon tawag sa mga estudyante.....
maestra: mark.........unsay spanish sa maayong buntag or good morning......
mark: "buenas dies"......
maestra: Pedro..........what's good evening in spanish....
Pedro: buenas noches.....
maestra : muy bien........very let's practice it using in the sentence.......
maestra: juan.....(nagkurog-kurog).......use the "BOY RUNS SO VERY FAST"......
juan :'am..."EL NINO MI SOTOY".....ngeekkkk..

Saturday, September 1, 2007


Have you seen some of these markings on walls in and around the city? Murag maskin asa na ni ba sa syudad. hmmmmmm. Daghan na ni ba. Dili maayo tan-awon. Kani mga grupo sa kabataan kay kas-a nakakita gyud ko nga gabandal sa may Cabaguio banda. Mga batan-on pa. Murag nalipay gyud sila sa ilang gibuhat. Ambot unsa may makuha nila ani? Aside from being a sore to the eye, these things are clear expressions of the young and undisciplined. Unsa nga klase na diay ang mga tawo ang misunod nga henerasyon. One of the common word you can read is the word "thugs". Wala ba ni sila kahibalo sa meaning sa word? It actually means criminal, crook, bandit etc...Sa mga ginikanan ayaw lang pud baya ninyo biyaan ang inyong mga anak nga muapil-apil sa mga gang kay tan-awa sa ngalan pa lang sa grupo mahibal-an na ninyo kung asa sila padulung.

Thursday, August 30, 2007


These are just two pictures from our recent company outing/team building day. Kani akong mga kauban sa trabaho nga mga computers geeks? hehehehehe joke joke lang..Mga web developers, link builders, web designers, writers, site admin, virtual assts and webmasters ni sila uy...ayaw ni sila i smol smol hahahahaha...a really good, hard working bunch....

Monday, August 27, 2007

waaaaaaaaaa tepok!

The lesson : there are no shortcuts in life. If you want to achieve or succeed in life never take short cuts.....hahaahahahahhahahaha wise words for a person who got kicked on the butt for doing shortcuts hehehehehehehehehe

Kung naa mo napansin sa akong blogsite mao na na.....hahahahahhahahahaha BUT, life goes on...ang blogsite na ni buhi pa....hhehehehe and magsige ra gihapon ko post diri...don't forget the lesson hhahahahahahaha hheehehehehehe huhuhuhuhu tepok ko!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Be thankful

Free gifts, free TVs, free PSPs, Free cars, Free houses, free computers and so on. Many of us enjoy many free things in life, but still we complain about so many things as well. We never seem to be satisfied with what we have. The picture here I have taken with my cellphone when we were just coming out of the office last Friday, and they were laughing at me because they knew it was for this blog post today.

We must learn to be thankful and enjoy what we have. Let us not complain of the food served, unless it's poison. Let us not complain about not getting what we like, because there are a lot more we have. There are many who can only eat twice or even once for example the poeple in the garbage dump of Manila. There are people blind, with aids, without mothers or parents, born with abnormalities and so on. There are people who are born slaves and illiterate. Born to push around their Dad on a wheelchair to look for something for breakfast.

Daghan jud ta kahinanglan pasalamatan sa atong kinabuhi. Hinaut nga karong adlawa atong isa-isahun ang mga butang nga naa ta ug magpasalamat sa Balaan ug gamhanan sa tanan. Sugod sa mga butang nga libre pananglit ang hangin. You'll realize that there are so much to be thankful for. The best things in life are free. So be thankful.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

How To Earn Money Through Blogging

Earn money through blogging? A question many of my friends ask me. I am a newbie in terms of blogging. It was not like a few weeks ago that I started to have a blogsite of my own. I got so excited because I found out that it is not just fun to have your own blogsite (because you got to publish your own ideas and opinions and likes etc. for all to see), but you earn through it as well. My friends are asking me about it and here are the things I usually tell them. These aren't from a professional blogger, but it is what I have learned so far. If there are things I miss to mention please bear with me because I am still learning. Here they are:

1. Decide with determination that you will build your own blogsite. This should be the first thing you really have think about because it is important. You need to have readers and fans and people visiting your site to create a greater opportunity for you to earn. You also need to provide the post or content of your blogsite and this takes a bit of time doing. If you can't give time for this then you might not as well have a blogsite of your own.

2. Decide a topic or theme or kind of blogsite you are going to build. The more interesting it is the more visitors, the more possibility of earning. You also have to consider what you like and what you do the best. Most blogsite allow you to have videos and audio stuff in the site. So you can think of that.

3. When you are decided apply for a blogsite of your own. The rule here is that you make things interesting so people will come. You have to direct internet traffic to pass through your blog. So in each step of the way in the application make things interesting. I can only recommend the site here . This is where my blogsite is located in the net. There are other sites you can shoose from where blogging is free. You will be guided accordingly as you apply.

4. When you have built your blogsite already add some widgets or gadgets or small stuff to make your blog look cool. You have a myriad of choices at .

5. Then after you have posted your first entry and your site looks good already you can apply for advertising to be added in your site for you to earn.You can go to to to apply for Adsense ads. The site will explain to you how and give you the terms and conditions of the earning money online through blogging.

So there it is. Inenglis karon kay kahinanglan nako i upgrade akong site hehehehehe.

**** note: You got to read about SEO search Engine Optimization and about javascript and how to copy paste them and put them in your site too.

Kana na lang karon. So kung gusto mo mag earn through blogging...hala bira... duna may mga ads maybe maskin diri sa akong blogsite maclick ninyo for you to get to a blogsite community to apply for a site your own..hehehehehehe hahahaahahahha lipay lipay tang tanan!

If you have questions I am willing to answer them as far as I have learned.


I was going over old pictures in my computer and found this picture. Curious lang ko. It says "Jesus Christ Return Oct. 10, 2010". Kabalo ba mo unsa ni nga group? Mga 3 months ago nako ni napiktyuran sa dalang Claveria.

How about this kanding? Lost and found kanding...kaila mo kinsa tag-iya ani? Basi nabuang na ug pinangita ang tag-iya ani. Reported missing sa San Pedro precinct December 28, 2006...unsa kaha ilang gipang new year? hehehehehehehe nawala ilang kanding...

joke joke joke