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Friday, October 10, 2014

Bisaya jokes 24, 2014

Usa ka adlaw niana, gsugo ni juan si pedro..

JUAN: Dro, isaag gud nang iring nato. Samok kaau!!
PEDRO: Ok juan! 

Dugay kaayo nakabalik si pedro, nagabiehan jud sya...Pag abot niya..

JUAN: O dro! nganung nagabiehan man ka? Asa man ang iring, nasaag na nimu?
PEDRO: Pisti ng iringa! Kung wa ko nisunod niya di ko kabalik dri sa atoa!
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Pasahero: plete o
Drayber: asa gikan dai?
Pasahero: xempre sa anq bulsa!
Drayber: asa man sakay?
Pasahero: asa pa, sa imung jip!
Drayber: aw cge cge...
Pasahero: pila diay ayala nong?!..
Drayber: ngano mn, imu paliton?!

hahahhaha balos balos lang!
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Teacher: Use LOW in a sentence.
Pedro: My cellphone is LOWbat.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw Juan the same word.
Juan: My brief is LOW-ag!
Teacher: Wrong!
Juan: Sakto mam uie! Bisag imu pang tan-awon

hahahaha!

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Americans speaking in Bisaya

hahahhaaha I saw these guys sa youtube ug lingaw kaayo kay sila mga amerikano.


Thursday, September 25, 2014

Bisaya jokes 23, 2014

Tay: Nak...kabantay mi nga...ni dako ka nga murag babae...mao na...para mahimo kang lalake...i-repeat ang akong shagiton...oki? PUSIL!!!
Anak: PUSIL!!!
Tay: Armalita!
Anak: ARMALITA!!!
Tay: Lalake!!!
Anak: hahay!!! asa tay!?
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Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase..
Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak?
Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking. Ako ang mangharos sa kamunggay..
Papa: Da daan pa ko! Liwat jud ka nako nak..
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PASYENTE: Dok, patambalan ko unta nimo ning akong asawa.
DOKTOR: O kay ngano man? Unsa’y gibati sa imong asawa?
PASYENTE: Kwan ba dok, kanunay ni siya magyawyaw na siya kuno si Sharon Cuneta.
DOKTOR: Uy! Kuyaw kana! Ikaw, kinsa ka man diay?
PASYENTE: Si Gabby Concepcion.
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Teacher: Use "Does" and "Among" in a sentence.
Pedro: AMONG the birds, only parrot DOES talking.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw Juan?
Juan: When d kabaw, DOESmag da tree naAMONG and wati...

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Greatest bisaya

Although not a native of any of the Visayan Islands in the Philiipines, Manny Pacquiao who hails from Mindanao, particularly Sarangani Province Mindanao, is to me the greatest bisaya of all times. Here we see him plaing with old friends. His humility is admirable. \With the wealth and fame he has amassed through boxing he remains to be humble and down to earth. 
Mao ni ang bisaya nga tinuod, simple ug mapaubsanon.

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taken from: https://www.facebook.com/HoopsTalkPage?fref=photo

Monday, September 15, 2014

Mikiring-kiring ang celpon ko

Kani gikuha nako sa facebook gihapon. Shared ni siya publicly. di ni akoa. Kung inyoha ni ug di ninyo gusto nga nakapost diri palihug lang ingna ko. Lingaw-lingaw mga bisaya.

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TABANGI intawon ang Kabisay-an Gobyerno

Dili ni akoang video. Got this from facebook again shared publicly. TABANG GOBYERNO para sa kabisay-an through a dubbed video of Ai-Ai deas Alas.

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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Bisaya jokes 22, 2014

TEACHER: Unsay atong pambansang Ibon?
BOY: Chicken?
TEACHER: Dili! brown ang kolor ani!
BOY: Fried chicken!
TEACHER: Dili! Mas gamay sa chicken.
BOY: knoRR CHIcken cubes?
TEACHER: GAWAS!
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(Nag field trip si Juan…)
TEACHER: (pointing to a deer in the zoo) Juan, unsa man na nga animal?
JUAN: Wala ko kabalo, mam.
TEACHER: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay?
JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Ma’am?
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TEACHER: Kinsay nagpatay kang Magellan, LL ang inisyal sa iyang pangalan?
STUDENT: Lito Lapid?
TEACHER: Inuulit ang iyang pangalan
STUDENT: Lito Lito?
TEACHER: Taas iyang buhok!
STUDENT: Lot Lot?
TEACHER: Daghan Sila!!
STUDENT: LOTLOT AND FRIENDS?
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Si Juan nasaxpan sa iyang maestra nga nangopya…

TEACHER: Ingun ana na gyud ka ka Bulok Juan?
JUAN: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone!

TEACHER:( nag dugo ang dalunggan)

hahahahahhahahahhaha!