Bisaya jokes 10, 2013

 

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Ngano kaha nga ang dila sa bisaya or mga pinoy in general usahay bali. Ang E mahimong I, ang I mahimong E. Ihi=Ehi naunsa ba diay ug usa pa gabayad kung mangihi o malibang. bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak

 

Bisaya jokes 9, 2013

Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)
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Juaning: Pedring, papasa ko’g Php2 nga load beh. Naa koy textsan importante lang kaayo.
Pedring: (sent PASALoad Php2)
Juaning: Thanks. Got it.
Pedring: Amaw! Last piso nana nimo. Ayaw nag reply.
Juaning: K!
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Manag-uyab nag-date…
Baye: Love, gigutom ko.
Laki: Unsa may gusto nimo, hamburger?
Baye: Dili ko ana.
Laki: Unsa man diay, sandwich?
Baye: Layo ra gihapon na sa akong gusto.
Laki: Itlog na lang be hinuon?
Baye: Kana, duol-duol na na sa akong gusto.
Laki: Utan?
Baye: Makalagot! Wrong spelling pa gyod!
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 Pedro: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang, kada alas 6 as buntag!
Doc: Maayo noon na! Unya unsa may problema?
Pedro: Alas-7 man gud ko tigmatahan.
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 Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?
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 MISTER: Hon, asa man tong cheese nga gipapalit nako nimo?
MISIS: Naa sa lamesa.
MISTER: Floorwax man lagi ni?!
MISIS: Cheese na oi. Ako lang gibutangan ug ‘Floorwax’ para dili kitkiton sa ilaga. Wais sa?
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Bisaya jokes 8, 2013

Hahahahahahaa mao ni ang bisaya jud..Tinood baya jud ni. Duna ko kaila nga baye pud ug di jud ko kaantos muduul niya kay makasuka ang ilok sa dagang bisdak. ahahahahhaha...... lumad diay ni. Si Nene. This is what we call "deadly armpits" or you can also say "rapist repellant" hahahahahaha

This picture is a common sight when you go to palces where they sell "ukay-ukay". Most of the people who work there are those who have very low education and so they spell English words by how they say it in the local languages. Sweet is how they sayor pronounce Sweat in the local language or dialect.

Bisaya jokes 07, 2013

Maestra: Palihog barog kadtong mga bugo.
(Human sa usa ka minutos, mibarog si Juan.)
Maestra: Juan, midawat diay ka nga bugo ka?
Juan: Aw, gikuyogan ta lang ka Ma’am. Ikaw ra man gong usa ang gabarog.
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 Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?
Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?
Anak: Aw, palupig ba god ko. Sero pod!
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LOLO: kniadto, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department st0re,makadala nakog gatas,pan,medyas,polo, ug pantalon.
APO: karon diay lo?
LOLO: lisod n krn ky nay survlance CAMERA
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Makalugar ka next week? suroy ta.. ikaw bahala kung asa
imong gusto, ako lang bahala sa gasto.
Basta suroy tag
PaLANGGANA,
BALDE,
SILHIG
ikaw bitbit, akoy singgit. heheh
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