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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Bisaya jokes 14, 2014


Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?
Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?
Anak: Aw, palupig ba gud ko. Sero pud!
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TEACHER: Unsay atong pambansang Ibon?
BOY: Chicken?
TEACHER: Dili! brown ang kolor ani!
BOY: Fried chicken!
TEACHER: Dili! Mas gamay sa chicken.
BOY: knoRR CHIcken cubes?
TEACHER: GAWAS!
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Nag field trip si Juan…)

TEACHER: (pointing to a deer in the zoo) Juan, unsa man na nga animal?
JUAN: Wala ko kabalo, mam.
TEACHER: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay?

JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Ma’am?


The bisaya jokes, bisdak jokes, binisaya jokes you'll find in this blog are not entirely mine. They are from different sources in the net. This blog once again is a compilation of these kinds of jokes. If you have any complaints or if I have posted something you don't like posted because it is yours please email me. Thanks.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Bisaya jokes 13, 2014

UNSAON NIMO ANG ILOK NGA PUTI KUNG PAREHO SILA KA ASLUM SA DATU PUTI?! HAHAHAHA
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Unsaon nimo pagsulti nga naay kugmo ang imong tapad nga dili siya ma-hurt?
Ingon ani:
“Excuse me.  Awom na?”
Kung gunitan niya ug matangtang, ingna dayun…
“Hala! Adjustable? Ka-nice!”
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"Sa Jollibee"
PEDRO: Maam,Palit kog HONEY!
CASHIER: Wa mi HONEY baligya sir
PEDRO: Aw,mao ba! BINU’ANG ra diay na kanang BUYOG nga dako sa GAWAS!
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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Bisaya jokes 12, 2014

Titser: juan qng naay lima ka langgam imung gepusil ang usa pila nalay nahabilin??
Juan: Wala na mam!
Titser: Ha?? Nganung wala naman??
Juan: Ma'am! Kung imung pusilon ang usa kabuok mulupad jud sila tanan! Maong wa anay mahabilin! Buguo nimu ma'am oi.. pungko dri akuy tudlo! 
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Juan: Gorio tag-ana unsay akong batasan nagstart sa leter. A..
Gorio: aproachable!
Juan: wrong!
Gorio: abilidad!
Juan: wrong!
Gorio: unsa man diay juan??
Juan: Anist!

Hahaha
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Lolo: apo kung mamatay gani ko ayaw ibaligya ang yuta dapit satung silingan!
Apo: pataka raman ka lo! Dili mana atua!
Lolo: mao ganing ayaw ibaligya!
Hahaha
Brayt sa??
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We need house and Lot, car and swimming pool! kaayo ra. Pero this is a dream that a lot of Filipinos have. Some may say that it goes with a materialistic attitude, but I think it is the basic need to be happy and be comfortable in life.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Bisaya jokes 11, 2014

Discretion is advised:

Lolo: dai, pila man imong presyo?
Prostiisa ka libo, lo!
Lolo: o, cge..

(after 1 hour)
nibalik c lolo

Prosti: lo, ngano 800rman ni?
Lolo:RA7432 otherwise known as SENIOR CITIZENS ACT.. naa koi 20% discount og naa koy katungod ana dai...getz?

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IN A MISS BARANGAY PAGEANT

Question to candidate #4: unsa man ang angay nimung buhaton para mu-asenso kini nga barangay? 

C#4: ug nganong aq man jud anginyong lisud lisuron nga naa mn c kapitan? thank y0u!!!

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APO: Lo, adto ko sa city kay makigmoni akong mga friends..
LOLO: unsay moni dong?
APO: inom gud Lo.
LOLO: Aw mao diay na? Ma SM man sad ta ana.
APO: unsay SM, Lo?
LOLO: suya much!

mao ni ang resulta kung gihimo na ang Facebook as priority sa kinabuhi, Facebook is a wonderful media for friends and family to be connected, but when it becomes top priority and something that controls us then it is bad. Ayaw tinanga ha. hahahahaha