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Friday, April 24, 2015

Ang Pangit ug gwapo


I find this funny but at the same time revealing of the human heart. This reveals nga ang atong kasing kasing di lang kay usahya judgmental kaayo. We look at the out side of a person, what they wear, their language, kung adunahan ba sila or pobre and judge them accordingly. But this is not right. We need to be able to love people even the most unlovable without any conditions. People are people. There are good people nga pobre ug adunahan. Ug duna pud adunahan o pobre nga dautan jud ang batasan. For short we need not judge people by the external, but rather according sa kasing kasing.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Mas advance ang Bisaya



hahahaha this picture is not mine. It is a screen shot from facebook. To the tagalogs this is just a joke.......  bisaya, bisdak, binisaya, visayan, joke

Friday, April 10, 2015

Bisaya jokes 17, 2015

ADMIN: Unsay pangalan nimo?
JUAN: Juan Kampupot, Sir.
ADMIN: Edad?
JUAN: Desiotso, Sir.
ADMIN: Unsay trabaho?
JUAN: Traysikol Driver, sir.
ADMIN: Single?
JUAN: Naay Sidecar, Sir..

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Teacher: Isyot! Asa ang HAWAII?
Buknoy: Mao na dira mam! Bisan asa man gud ibutang! UNya akoy pangitaan!


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TEACHER: “Class, ininglisa ni, “Singsing ng tatlong hari.”
AJA: “Ma’am! “A ring king king king king”


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Sa tindahan:

BATA: “Ayo, papalita ko.
TINDERA: (mataray) “Hmff.. what do you intend to buy?”
BATA: (ay english) “Well, i would like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692.”
TINDERA: (namutla) “Unsa?”
BATA: “Asin,asukar, sibuyas ug ahos. suma total 25 pesos, gi convert lang nako sa dollar.” kasabot??

hahahhahaha
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picture not mine
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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Si KEN

Kani si Ken. Daghan na mga video about him. BUgal bugal ang kasagaran. Duna pa usa ka video nga naginum si Ken with some other people around. Anyway di ko kabalo kung kaning mga gipang-ingon ni Ken diri nga video tinood. Kung tinood man intawon pud ba aning Ken. Kung tinood man unta dili kay pagbugal-bugalan. hahahaha ambot unsa akong ginaingon. basta tan-awa na lang ninyo ning video ni Ken. Duna na pay lain sa facebook.





ABS CBN INTERVIEW...KEKEN NAG PAHONGAW SA PROBLEMA.PART 1..NAG UULAT..RICKY...Lmer Pacz
Posted by Ricky Forzado on Wednesday, March 25, 2015

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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Bisaya jokes 16, 2015

ingon sila ang sigarilyo maka itom daw sa lips.. 
aykog ingna imong ilok manigarilyo pud?

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BOY: Alam nyo…
GIRL: Alam nyo to….
BOY: Alam nyo….
GIRL: Alam nyo to…..
BOY: Alam nyo…. …
GIRL: Alam nyo to…….

Pwerting Lingawa sa duha ka BUNGI nga nag I LOVE YOU hanay!!!.


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Nakadaug 10 ka Sako ng Bugas

Juan: bai, daug man kuno kas raffle, pulo ka sakong bugas unya nganong hinuktok man ka?
Pedro: daug lagi pero gilung-ag man daan! tabangi ko ug kaon bi! paita oi!


hahahaha lalim ka anang pulo ka sakong bugas nilung ag?
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unyot: lo! nganung nag eskwela pa man kag baugado lo,nga tigulang naman ka lo?
lolo: pang lapida na lang ni dong
REST IN PEACE
ATTY: TAGAYTAYON

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